"But how did you know that he was the man you wanted to marry?"
"I dated a lot of great guys. They were all really exciting, but I’d eventually get bored and move on. The last guy I dated, who is now my husband… even when the newness faded and the excitement was gone, he still felt like home.”
*studies for 2 minutes*
These are friggin’ awesome.
The most charming hosts.
the only card i will ever send
My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.
In College there is no assigned seating
But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there.
No really. I’ve contemplated murder for shit like this.
CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
actually she’s our new Supreme
my life plan after graduating is:
- get an apartment
- find a job
- buy a dog
- figure out how credit cards work
- prepare for the great robot wars
- fight in the great robot wars
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
"who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-"