Midnight Memories- first lines as snaps [insp]
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do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
I had to walk to another room
my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
what if dicks had mouths
but robin thicke already exists
When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel movie
even babs knows
YOU FORGOT HARLEY’S REACTION TO THAT, ASKING IF SHE MEANS LIKE HOW PEOPLE SAY BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL ARE FRIENDS
THEN BATGIRL CHANGES THE SUBJECT
SUPER LESBIANS DESERVE THEIR OWN SUPER SHOW
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
this is still SO FUNNY
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
write a book